What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Never talk to the parrot
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If Microsoft built cars
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The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...