You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...