Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...