WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...