The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...