A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
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Birthday Girl
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The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Measure Intelligence
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There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
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