Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...