Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...