Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.