Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...