How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...