One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...