How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...