OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...