Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...