Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...