Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...