Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...