Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...