Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...