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As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
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Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
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That’s a real bargain
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Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Love thy Neighbor
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Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...