A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...