What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...