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A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
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What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
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Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
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Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
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Little Holes
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Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...