Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...