Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...