Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...