A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...