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A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
History of the Bagpipes
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When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
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Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...