Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
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|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...