Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
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These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...