Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother’sEB102: We...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.