Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Looking to buy
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Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
A new contraceptive
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Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...