A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...