Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...