The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...