Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...