The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...