A Redneck Joke
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On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Two Irishmen
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Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Simplified income taxes
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One for dirty minds!
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Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
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A Microsoft Christmas
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