My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...