Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...