Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...