How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...