What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...