Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...