Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...