The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...