A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...