Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...