Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.